when your teacher asks u why ur late to class
normal person: "well, that was a sad ending" turns tv off
me: sobs, slams head against wall, rewatches scene 25 times, talks about how sad it was for the next 6 months
those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next
this entire site is on drugs
This is my favorite post ever and I will reblog it until I die
poor person: help i need money
rich person: why dont you sell your computer
poor person: firstly you act as if someone is guaranteed to buy my computer. i can put it on ebay or amazon or craigslist but i'm not guaranteed to get someone who wants it and stores often dont want used shit unless they give me a shitty price for it.
poor person: secondly computers have become a necessity rather than a luxury and you're lying to yourself severely if you say that it hasn't considering how virtually everything has to be done online nowadays from paying bills to applying for jobs.
poor person: thirdly did you know that selling my computer will not solve all of my problems it will only put about $80 - $250 into my pocket considering it's fucking used its not like i'm going to suddenly gain a steady flow of income upon selling my computer but yeah keep that smug look on your face as if "sell ur computer then" was some ingenious idea that i've never fucking thought of before
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Happy 56th Birthday, Michael Joseph Jackson! ♔
(Source: itsjustdesire, via jacksinspired)
"One of the best moments is right here, it’s right in the middle of the show and it’s my birthday, and I’m thousands of miles away from my family. When they surprised me with a full marching band and then they brought out a huge beautiful birthday cake… I realized I’ve got family all over the world everywhere I go, cause my fans really show me their love… and I love them just as much."
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I don’t mean to interrupt people I just randomly remember things and get really excited I’m sorry
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